Un sueño americano

Americano: I like Robbie Williams.. Have you guys heard of him in Venezuela?

Yo: .. Yup.. (con un levantamiento de cejas tipo OBVIO)

Americano: Ohh, ok.. Do you guys in Venezuela know who Bon Jovi is?

Yo: .. Yup.. (con un levantamiento de cejas tipo OBVIO)

Americano: So, I guess they are known worldwide, uh?

Yo: ......

Americano: What does Germany and Robbie Williams have in common? They've never been able to conquer the US. HAHAHA. You know, the WWII.. Did you get that?

Yo: .. Yup..

Americano: right, I forgot you used to live in the US.

Yo: .......

Ya recuerdo pq siempre pensé q no quisiera vivir en Estados Unidos..